the TSA stopped yet another threat to U.S. security
Were you a good boy this year?
the worst part about christmas is having to react to presents in front of everyone
there is actually nothing worse than the prices of plane tickets
doesn’t Drake Bell’s name have a certain ring to it
when I was shopping today with my mom, we ran into one of her ex-coworkers and he introduced himself and shook my hand and was really friendly
and he and mom talked for a bit, and then after he walked away, my mom said
”He got fired because he killed three people.”
and I was kinda spooked for like the next 5 minutes until I remembered my mom is a surgeon
Goku, we have to cook.